My friends call me: Reb, Bonecrusher, or Lazy Hound

They bring me gifts on: 9th September

Which makes me: a spoilt young canine

After my days' work as: Please refer Lazy Hound above

And play with: P, K & M, plus Batman and Yogi, assorted household items incl. shark jaws, knitting needles, and Patrick's thongs.

My fave colour is: Tennis ball green

And my re-incarnation as a car would surely be a: Greyhound Bus


LET'S CHILL OUT WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS...

And some celeb dinner guests: Scooby Doo, Rin Tin Tin, Inspector Rex, and Lassie. My mate Dusty Boy too.

Cook us dinner: Throw me a bone, and I'm happy.

Pour us a drink: I tried coffee by accident and it was disgusting and hot! I'll stick with my bowl of water.

Spin us a disc: Whip It (Devo) or Hound Dog (The Elvis version)

A book or film: Hound of the Baskervilles... book & film. The only thing that will keep me awake.

And take us on holidays: The stinky salt lake just around the corner from Mildura tip. So many birds to chase.

AND FINALLY... A pearl of wisdom, a short poem, or scrap of advice: Sit