My friends call me: Mark or Wilgs

They bring me gifts on: 29 July

Which makes me: a Leo lion

I get to snog: Karen, my delicious wife

After my days' work as: a weatherman

And play with: a tribe of mischievous male monsters....being Liam, Tim, and Patrick

My fave colour is: Blue. No, green. No, blue. Hmmm?

And my re-incarnation as a car would surely be a: Subaru wagon. (a brilliant, versatile all-rounder)


LET'S CHILL OUT WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS...

And some celeb dinner guests: Luke Hodge (hard as nails Hawk), Megan Fox (can play Transformers with Patrick), Simon Baker for mental mischief, Jemima Rooper for some sultry Sinchronicity, and demographer Bernard Salt to put us all in place!

Cook us dinner: Lemon pepper flake fillets, grilled tomato, snow peas, and a mountain of mash

Pour us a drink: Hot morning coffee, H₂O by day, and a cold beer beyond sunset

Spin us a disc: Rocking REM or Powderfinger or Black Rebel Motorcycle Club or Macy Gray or U2 or Jet or Wolfmother... Chris Whitley with dinner... Thirsty Merc for the after-party

A book or film: 'The Year of Living Dangerously'. Real, travelsome, and a kick-arse title

And take us on holidays: Namibia for wonderful wild emptiness, Thailand for tucker... and Vanuatu for everything else

AND FINALLY... A pearl of wisdom, a short poem, or scrap of advice: Bring a spare shoelace into wild places